My favorite thing about ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ is how terrible everyone is at their job

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Warning: Spoilers follow for Fifty Shades Freed.

If there’s one thing you should take away from Fifty Shades Freed, it’s this: No matter how bad you are at your job, you’re still not as bad as literally every single character in this movie. 

Fifty Shades is a veritable orgy of ineptitude and unprofessionalism – which might not be a problem, except that the film also insists on showing everyone at work all the time. 

Multiple scenes are devoted to Ana explaining that it’s extremely important for her to work; Christian is routinely praised for his brilliant business instincts. Plus, since they’re the kind of couple who barely has any outside friends, most of the people surrounding them are people also at work – employees, colleagues, public servants.  Read more…

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14 Valentine’s Day tech gifts for the most important person in your life

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Heads up: All products featured here are selected by Mashable’s commerce team and meet our rigorous standards for awesomeness. If you buy something, Mashable may earn an affiliate commission.

You know what makes for better Valentine’s Day gifts than flowers and chocolates? Drones and smart hubs and a backup battery charger. 

SEE ALSO: See all of Mashable’s Valentine’s Day gift ideas

There’s nothing like greeting your boo on February 14th with a voice-activated gift that can order a pizza or play Spotify. If you’re trying to impress that special someone, tech gifts are where it’s at. We’ve rounded up a few of our favorites so you can woo your Valentine. Read more…

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Behold! the gruesome reality of Trump’s hair is finally known.

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We’re not sure what we were doing last Friday, but now we know what we missed: the horrifying truth behind Donald Trump’s hair.

As Trump boarded Air Force One after a week full of memos and the State of the Union, the president forgot to wear his typical “Make America Great Again” hat as the wind howled across the airport. This confluence of events gave us a devastating peek behind the tawny curtain that is the Commander in Chief’s confusing pate. 

All credit for spotting this dyed atrocity goes to The Stranger, whose eagle eyes spotted what lies beneath the hair. Read more…

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All of the Kardashian/Jenner family baby names, ranked

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In the year 2018, some higher being (Kris Jenner) has looked out for us in the only way she knows how: by blessing us with three more humans to keep up with. 

Kim Kardashian and baby sister Kylie Jenner have already welcomed their daughters into the world, and any month now Khloé Kardashian will do the same. But unfortunately, none of their kids have carried on the “K” name tradition of their reality star family members. 

Instead, they’ve named their offspring everything from Stormi to Mason. With such a wide range of names, naturally, we ranked them all. 

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This fork helps you stay healthy

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‘HAPIfork’ is a bluetooth-enabled fork that connects to an app, allowing you to monitor and track your eating habits. It features vibration and a light system to indicate when you’re eating too fast, which can help with weight loss and digestive problems. The app also includes a coaching program to keep you on a healthy track.  Read more…

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